Kevin’s last entry got me thinking about the topic “what if?” What if you were trying to find photos of people having sex with cats and you stumbled upon our blog? Would you be disappointed? Probably, because we are not fucking sick bastards who post shit like that. So bored in my cube one day, I began composing “what if questions.” Below are a few:
- What if Juliet had farted? Her and Romeo would never have gotten into the mess they did. Also know as death.
- What if the Muppets had never taken Manhattan?
- What if Lindsey Lohan didn’t think leggings were pants?
- What if the Jonas brothers got into a fight with the Hanson brothers?
- What if there wasn’t a hole in a doughnut?
- What if Harry had eaten the Henderson’s?
- What if Sarah Palin said something intelligent?
- What if Full House was still on? Would Uncle Jessie and Aunt Becky still live in the Attic?
